Halo 3... and the total n00bs I meet on it.

Man... you meet a lot of lost causes on X-Box live. Me an' my pal Bloody Abyss play a lot and meet a most of the Earth's scum. Scummy scum that makes George Bush look like some kinda sensai.
OK, here's a list of people I met in our last few sessions. Well... really it's just the losers.
1. Random Brit.
Okay, first, this dude couldn't speak English at all. "Oi ma matey laties wass on the floorbenster"
wasn't a real sentence last I checked. Plus his online name was Beckham. Football/Soccer= n00b.
2. Little Kid.
I don't really think 6-12 year olds should be playing Halo. I mean the freakin' rating is M for a reason. BA and I met this kid in a game of crazy king on Sandtrap, which is an awesome match if you ask me. Unfortunately, lil Webster apparently didn't think so as he started screaming "VETO VETO VETO!" at the top of his squeaky lungs. We muted him for a bit, then he comes back screaming about how unfair we all are. We get into the match with this kid (who had named himself "Halo" Looosssserrr...) and he totally screws up and comes in last. BA and I were in second place. After the match, he starts going "YOU LOST!!! YOU LOST!!!" With an FU we bid this kid bye bye.
3. Modder.
Stabbed 'im repeatedly with a plasma sword without doing a thing. Nuff said.
4. Lil Poison.
Never met this kid, but I dislike him with an inhuman level of determination.

So this ends this edition of Musings of a 1337 Dude.
Later...